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  • Review Product name Trust 5.1 4000P Home Theatre System 10 word strap All trust up and nowhere to go 300 words Our impressions with trust, were like those of a child confronting a Russian doll for the first time: an enormous box was deposited by our desks, and upon opening had a smaller box inside.…

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  • “Moood of blind destruction tonight. Anger popping on surface like lead bubbles. Wise to stay away tonight – I’m going to do stupig things if I left to myself, if let to get properly drunbk…” [An evening spent drinking and dancing, with itchy knuckles. A morning spent in the company of Steps, S-Club and idolising…

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  • Hey brain. Three things there were, Frankincense, Gold and Myrrh brought before a sham god or king (after the magi had been a-hawking) and they fetched a very fine price: eternal insurance was on their dice For those who know less than they ought a bottle I’m drinking of finest port if you think, for…

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  • Mafia Not allowed to say what omerta means Go to the matresses. Following a trend established by Warcraft III, Mafia has released its demo after the game’s release. Ministry of Agriculture, fishery and foods, but were persuaded otherwise… Review Product name Hercules XPS 510 10 word strap Hercule Details Company Phone Website Price Score 3…

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  • Nice to see that the BBC is at least professing to make an effort at the public service ethos it’s supposed to uphold. The great Britons series, while confirming the hideous mental shallows of a great part of the nation, also indicated that the media have not suceeded in erasing all culture from our minds.…

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  • Become the thing you hate you will, hmm. It’s been a long time since I wrote but there’s a certain comfort in that statement. The black and white mythos of Star Wars can dandle you on a white-plastic knee and tell you such things, but the fact is we oscillate between so many things from…

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  • They say a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. Thankfully I don’t know who ‘they’ are, so I guess I’m relatively safe. This week I have been mostly involved in skulduggery, piracy and random acts of violence. Which is all fine and above board for a games journo (which I’m starting to claim…

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  • //Main Details// Easy CD Creator 5 Platinum £45 Roxio //Strap// The biggest selling CD burner proves simple and easy to use, with more features than an auto-da-fé //Body// Easy CD has long played second fiddle to Nero when it comes to CD burning, mainly due to the latter’s greater technical flexibility, and unfortunately this release…

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  • Far West Mary Whitehouse would be pleased. There seems to be a trend in games coming out of Eastern Europe whereby all signs of violence or death are excised in favour of folk-dancing. We saw it in Heist where cops would chase your villains in a conga line, we saw it in Celtic Kings, where…

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  • Strange it is, hmmm. Tonight for the first time in months with the aid of friends I overcame my fear of clubs, those dens of sedition, and went dancing. And in dancing I seem to have been invited to apply for a job I have a good chance of getting, if I swot up on…

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