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  • Caption Competition

    Log: “You’re all on TV!”Dov: “Blimey, you can house my sea from here.”Boss Nonnu: “Open the pod bay doors, Hal”Meerling: Hillary Clinton’s rejuvenation deemed a success. “Now I’m as pretty as Obama!”Dov: “The fumes bring on a state of euphoria before overcoming the victims”Me: *New!* The Bad-Taste Pod can defend against the most awful decor.

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  • Naruto Episode 32

    Or the one in which Ino watches Sakura get beaten to a pulp while she has a series of increasingly irrelevant flashbacks about what great friends they used to be. Naruto is increasingly ace. It also reduces me to tears on a worringly ferquent basis.

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  • Recession

    Xavier’s face is under water. He’s holding his breath. The surface of the water is descending towards him and is warm around him. His chest floats up and he blows out, to keep himself down on the bottom. He does it noisily, gurgling water into his mouth as does; he’s not hiding. The water passes

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  • Jonty

    .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Jonty, originally uploaded by Hot Grill. I’ve been playing with an auto-rotascoping tool at www.befunky.com which produces some awesome results. Click through to my Flickr page to see more.

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  • Fry's Delight

    Stephen Fry » Blog Archive » Let Fame Let the pheme f be the gene of celebrity, the base unit of fame; its only function is to replicate itself by planting the awareness of a given famous person, x, into the host minds of the masses, m. The pheme of x, f(x) does not demand

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  • Dwarfwarfarfrff

    Another Little Disappointment » Who Will Ride Me Like The Horse That I Am TOP FIVE REQUESTS MADE OF PROFESSIONAL DWARF 1. Can you ride me like a horse please, like I am a big proud horse 2. Can I knock on your overhanging forehead please, I want to see whether it’s like a block

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  • Big Daddy & the Hobbit.

    .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Big Daddy & the Hobbit., originally uploaded by Hot Grill. I’m already having one of the most stressful days of my life, when the phone on my desk rings and our imperturbable elderly receptionist

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  • That Ram Raider Chappy

    The RAM Raider: Future Publishing Readership Goes From “Strength” To “Strength” Xbox 360:Officially Corrupt Xbox 360 Magazine: 65,673 (gaining 22,993 readers)Xbox World 360: 30,296 (gaining 7,113 readers) “We’re delighted to be leading Future Publishing’s assault on traditional moral values by definitively proving once and for all that honesty is not the best policy,” said a

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