God’s balls, Father…oh, sod, I said GOD’S BALLS, FATHER.Humph… sntft. What is it? What’s seized your piss-addled brain the night?Oh, did I wake you? Apolo-You did and deliberately, you inadequate pancreatic wretchery. For what craggled notions am I dragged from me som…sombre… somnabulances?Oh, just… well, blast and blood, I was trying to decipher these here
“Modern examinations of the properties of bezoars by Gustaf Arrhenius and Andrew A. Benson of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography have shown that they could, when immersed in an arsenic-laced solution, remove the poison. The toxic compounds in arsenic are arsenate and arsenite. Each is acted upon differently, but effectively, by bezoar stones. Arsenate is
1929 Passport Photo Originally uploaded by Dimitri Griliopoulos. This is my grandad, back in the Greece of 1929. He was born in 1907 I believe, so he’s four years younger than me here. I could make comments about ageing, decay, etc, but there’s no point – anyone with a half-a-brain can extrapolate from my appearance
I’ve forgotten how to say Lebanon. It reminds me too much of some Elvish word; Lebanen, I suspect. I keep getting into impassioned arguments about the bastardliness of the situation over there, and then am unable to pronounce the word. Anyway, I think the Israeli’s had no choice but to bomb civilians, just like Bush
The Amazing Screw-On Headhttp://youtube.com/v/lF4hfZw_tfYPresident Abraham Lincoln: “It disappeared from the Museum of Ancient Evil Texts, along with their foremost expert on untranslateable texts.”The Amazing Screw-On Head “Professor Fruen?!?”“He was abducted by two old women and a monkey.”“It sounds like the work of Emperor Zombie.”“It sounds like you’re right.” Absolutely awesome animated Mike Mignola (Hellboy) series
Last night I had Sausages and Mash for dinner. Well, Sausages at 6 O’Clock and Mash at Midnight; does that count as Sausages and Mash for dinner? Then I went dreamy-bye-bye, and thought about ambling barefoot over the paving stones of didsbury, aimlessly walking to work. Then I dreamt of games, and got so annoyed
ME: …and Nintendo! I don’t how to broach this but, as a gamer, I’m really excited to see what you’re doing with the Wii controller, Digital MM and euphoria, especially for the Indy game! Peter Hirschmann, Vice-President of LucasArts: (Laughs) You want a Wii world exclusive? ME I’d have to hide it, I wouldn’t be
Day in the life Multiple alarms go off. I’m lying in dirty sheets with an Oblivion hangover and I should be getting up for work. Instead of which I’ve piled all the duvets and my too-many pillows and cushions up (incidentally crushing my plush Gonzo) and thrust my face in, feeling for the crisp coolness
The Smiths on Charlie’s Bus with Sandie Shaw (April 1984)http://youtube.com/v/hB_VmZMQj5cWow. That’s awesomely surreal. A very young group called The Smiths appear with Sandie Shaw on the kid’s show “Charlie’s Bus.” Watch for the magic disappearing-reappearing child behind Sandie’s shoulder.
Externally apply the following; simmer cicuta leaves till they are soft, then mix them with slippery elm bark, to form a poultice; apply morn and night. It is valuable.-Or apply the irritating plaster, for a continual discharge must be kept up, as long as the patient is able to bear it. The douch bath has